this man will never be yours

Lady readers: as far as mantras go, the subject of the post is one of the toughest of them all. But damn if it doesn't make me want to buy a $180 tie! (It doesn't.)
Consider c&uw will have a gratuitous picture of JGL every week until he does something offensive at which point we will do gratuitous pictures of that quirky kid playing mark zuckerberg in ZE FILM DE ZUCKERBERG who should be wearing well-cut suits and posing provocatively with models by then.
nb: no gratuitous pictures of mark zuckerberg will ever be posted on c&uw unless he gets the stick in his ass dislodged.