drunk emails written to my australian pen pal

been thinking about australia. did my research. have decided that yes, this is a place i would live, because of following reasons:

things i am meant to do down under:

1. glow

things you are meant to do:

1. plunder

2. chunder

things beer is meant to do:

1. flow

as i already believe i have mastered "glow", the only part of this that would need any efforting would be to figure out what exactly "chunder"ing is and how i can be assured that you are doing it & doing it correctly. i believe that's do-able.

xokm

Pictured: Real men wearing real socks