Sex Swings and Misplaced Baths

The descent of a designer's mind into the darkness of utterly suicidal, in three parts-

Part 1-

Part 2-

And the coup de grâce-

Or, more explicitly put, "It's those little touches that let you know that this was a troubled interior designer's last hurrah. Probably opened his wrists up in the bath after getting a flunky to fill it with buckets from the hot tap."